On a non-cleansing note.....how to be a bad ass

friday night i went out with my friend allie. We went to the Undergroud Lounge which is a small club.bar in Wrigleyville. Well on the way i realized i have no idea where my wallet was. Luckily I had cash in my pocket but no ids. I decided to carry on anyways which is good, because I became badass of the night for two reasons.

1. I double parked, paralleled that motherfucker sideways, ie I fit my saturn ion into a spot that it was not made to fit into. Lets just say my back and front bumper made love that night.

2. No id, usually means no entrance to the 21+ club, that means nothing to me apparently. There was a guy standing by the door on his cell phone. The thought came across my mind that he was the bouncer but i wasn't sure. I wasn't going to ask. So I just power walked right in, and went downstairs. Well I guess that guy was the bouncer because he stopped Allie and asked for id and money.

And that is my night as a badass... no id, no money, no spot.... no problem